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Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.
River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."
by motherfuckingterry January 15, 2013
mugGet the Clean the porchmug.

Stream cleaning

The act of using your hot urine to clean the inside of the toilet bowl while peeing.
Wife - "Did you clean the toilet up, we have company coming over."

Husband - "I'll do some heavy stream cleaning as soon as I finish this beer."
by super skeetv2 October 18, 2015
mugGet the Stream cleaningmug.

Mr. Clean

Hey have you herd of Mr. Clean
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO FUCK HIM
by mr. cleanlover44 February 22, 2019
mugGet the Mr. Cleanmug.

ridin' clean

drive a car or truck with nice rims
This is popular use in the Memphis Area
That nigga Leroy is ridin' clean with his 20 inch rims
by Eric Barimah July 2, 2006
mugGet the ridin' cleanmug.

Clean freak

The mainstream definition of Clean freak is someone who is excessively clean. The underground definition of a Clean Freak is someone who will crawl under a random dude's desk and suck his dirty cock til it's clean.
Bill: I see Dave got a promotion. He must really be kissing the boss's ass?

Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
mugGet the Clean freakmug.

clean kitchen

If a woman keeps her pussy in a neat/tidy state in regards to pubic hair. Does not necessarily mean hairless in that region but can often mean that.
"Do you keep a clean kitchen?"
"Yes! I wax all the time!"
by mojario May 20, 2007
mugGet the clean kitchenmug.

Cleaning Peter

When a woman spits and slobs all over a mans penis then sucks it dry.
Have you met the girl that moved in town? She does great at cleaning peter.
by Youdecidethem December 25, 2014
mugGet the Cleaning Petermug.

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