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Chris

Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.
Holy shit, that guy is so gay, I bet his name is Chris.
by Dumm and Ugly June 10, 2020
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Chris

He’s act more girl the guy sometimes, He will use other people (ex. Free rides, money, place to sleep). Very emotional when gets teased. A big cry baby.
Friend 1: hey chris your hair is dumb

Chris: *starts getting mad

Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up
by Chubs09 September 27, 2018
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Chris

Chris is fat fuck with shit hair. Chris is always really horny and is into under age shit. Don't be a Chris
by Mario Balls February 21, 2019
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Chris

Chris is a cute and handsome guy you will love his personality. Most boys with name are usually tall or they play football,basketball, or track all the girls love Chris . Sometimes Chris can be a little mean but he still is gets all the girls
Chris is mostly mixed with Spanish or Jamaican
by Mrs.claus112 July 9, 2018
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Chris

MAde of money and should buy me a VR love you plEASEEEAAea
Chris should buy us a VR
by Please dear god i want a VR September 10, 2020
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Chris

A short middle schooler with a pineapple shaped head. Will be a loyal friend. A little overweight but will help if in need. If you want to become friends with him tell him what you like. Most often chris will have something in common with you. Always friendly unless you wack him for no reason. Pretty decent at gaming, but gets mad when he´s been killed in the game. Usually one of the nicest people and loyal people. Just make sure you don´t do everything with him or his friends will say you´re gay and perverted.
Is that a Chris. I wonder if I can be friends with him.
by YTRGRTJK April 18, 2019
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Chris

Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you

for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl
Wow that guy is a Chris.
Person number two: ya he sucks
by YEEELax November 28, 2018
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