i choose you pikachu

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

"I choose you pikachu!"

by skydawg159 August 5, 2006

Choose your next words very carefully

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.

Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"

by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016

Chooban

(noun): The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

"Hey, I was just taking a chooban, what's up?"

"I was just in the bathroom, and the guy in the stall next to me was totally doing a chooban."

by VonLonginSchlong September 8, 2014

choof

A slang term for inhaling and/or blowing out a large cloud of vapor, usually from an e-smoke or vaping device.

I thought it would be okay to choof on the bus, but the bus driver kicked me off and called the cops.

by probably your dad January 10, 2016

Choochter

An unpleasant slang term which is often used by lowland/city Scots to describe those who live in the highlands and isles of Scotland.

The opposite to a choocter is a 'toonser', or 'townser', which means a Scot who lives in a town or city.

"See you choochters, you're aye humpin' sheep, aye?"
"Shut it ya toonser cunt."

by kiltmaster September 9, 2009

choongs

A bong or cone of marijuana.
Also describes the state you get it in.

"You have a few choongs before work eh?"
"Listen to you mate, you're on the choongs."

by Diego July 8, 2003

choony

A slang word for vagina which can also be used to insult someone.

Did you let him see your choony?, Dont be such a choony.

by E-Cass February 23, 2008