george carlin 

Since 9/11, he has been the only stand-up comedian worth listening to. If not for him, we would probably have even less of a first ammendment than we have now. His message has always been that if you dont want to hear something, then you don't have to listen.

Oh beautiful, for-smoggy skies, insecticided grain, for strip-mined mountain's magesty, above the asphault plane, america, america, man sheds his waste on thee, and hide the pines with billboard signs, from sea to smoggy sea

george carlin by PhatRyan August 24, 2004

george carlin 

Three steps above comedy.

The guy in the Greatful Dead t-shirt and the Fuck You hat agrees with me.

george carlin by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

Charlie Work 

manual labor that involves cleaning toilets, changing out kegs, and other types of grunt work that needs to be done at Paddy's Bar in Philadelphia

Fuck this I don't have to clean the toilet, thats charlie work.

From the show it's always sunny in philadelphia on FX

Charlie Work by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

Jesus Charlie 

A naive individual who makes an attempt to signal virtue, but fails miserably since he/she does not have the foggiest what the issue is all about. Word is bastardized from the French 'Je suis Charlie' which became an online slogan following the Charlie Hebdo attack. Suddenly everyone used the hastag 'Je suis Charlie', without any understanding of what had happened, without knowing the translation of the French phrase and under the impression that Charlie Hebdo was a baguette seller and mime artist in the heart of Paris.

Smiddy: Did you see my 'Pray For Notre Dame, Paris - Texas' profile picture frame on Facebook? The Muslims burnt the place to the ground. Go on and put a like on my picture, and share it with your friends.
Bolimaga: You fucking Jesus Charlie!

Jesus Charlie by Shinga Bappa June 1, 2019

Charlie Brown wank

The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"

Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.

Charlie Brown wank by Your Local Hero February 18, 2008

Charlita 

Sexy , Honest , LOYAL , Queen.

Meaning ; The Queen in the streets. The kind of girl you want to take home to your mother.

Nigga ; Charlita when you gone get with a real one ?

Charlita ; Boy I don't play games. I know what kind of niggas you are.

Nigga ; Baby you changed me I don't want no one but you.

Charlita ; Well I do have that effect on people. (;

Charlita ; a real ass female.

Charlita is one of the coolest females I know.

Charlita by SumieeeC May 21, 2014

Charlie Watts 

drummer for the rolling stones.
quite possibly the oldest drummer this side of the universe.
referred as 'the sensible one' out of the stones, not going as wild like his comrades.
in other words, the coolest grandad alive.

'who invented the drums?' 'charlie watts'

Charlie Watts by SlashThePoo March 4, 2009