by XXL July 27, 2017
Get the Carl Diamondsmug. Our lord and savior, he's probably done ur mom. He is amazing and I would do anything for him ANYTHING.
Teacher: were going to watch CNN 10 rn, cause I don't know how to teach
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*
by George_urmom December 9, 2021
Get the carl azusmug. Carl-Gabriel is a tall person who is not to be taken for granted. People often mistake his height and get very suprised when they find out his actual height. He has strong opinions but he isn't often taken seriousely, even though he's the most serious one out there. He is a exceptionally loyal person who you can rely on, he has your back. He has a strong interest for anime and similar art styles. He is a bit of a nerd.
Person 1: Wow, look at Carl-Gabriel, he is a lot taller than he seemed to be!
Person 2: Daaaaamn, you're right! I never noticed that!
Person 2: Daaaaamn, you're right! I never noticed that!
by Yipyipmomo November 3, 2019
Get the Carl-Gabrielmug. The special Carl is a pick-up technique employed in only the most desperate of situations. In order to use the special Carl you must first find a willing participant to act mentally disabled. This is your "special carl". Now as a reward special Carl gets approximately 7 total seconds of fondling the desired woman while acting disabled.
This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.
This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.
Dude me and Carl used the special Carl on a hottie last night. Carl even got some ass while pretending to be disabled. Of course I got laid.
by A burrito October 18, 2015
Get the special carlmug. Carl-Johan is a guy that always care about people. To his friends he is really kind and warmhearted. Carl-Johan always is very gentle and helps people if they need.
by C-J B June 9, 2017
Get the Carl-Johanmug. a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”
Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot
Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot
Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck
by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021
Get the Dyslexic Carlmug. Name awarded to those who pretend to be hardcore. This term refers specifically to officers who want to go down in history as hardcore, but really aren't.
Soldier - Shhh here's come Combat Carl, "Room attention!" Officer - Morning everyone ! Who's ready to come in on our off days and do senseless training????
by Combative Carlton April 5, 2017
Get the Combat Carlmug.