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special carl

The special Carl is a pick-up technique employed in only the most desperate of situations. In order to use the special Carl you must first find a willing participant to act mentally disabled. This is your "special carl". Now as a reward special Carl gets approximately 7 total seconds of fondling the desired woman while acting disabled.

This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.
Dude me and Carl used the special Carl on a hottie last night. Carl even got some ass while pretending to be disabled. Of course I got laid.
by A burrito October 18, 2015
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dan and carl

Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.
"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"
by fuckpoo69 October 27, 2015
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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
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The nasty carl

when you’re plowing your girls neck crevices while she licks the sweat off your johnson
when i got home from the gym, all she wanted to do was the nasty carl
by larva123 February 5, 2020
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Anna Carle

Anna Carle is a brilliant teacher who specialises in her role. She has a wonderful sense of humour, and encourages many to acheive their best.
I have learnt many important topics with Anna Carle.
I hope for when I have kids, they score a teacher as awesome as Anna Carle.
Student #1- "What class have you got?"
Student #2- "I have history, with Anna Carle"
Student #1- "Damn! You're so lucky, I wish I had Anna Carle"
by SouthyGirl February 21, 2020
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CARL BLANCHE

someone who is so dumb they used CARL BLANCHE as an argument for the word Carte Blanc and still thinks they are correct
I am so dumb that my friends gave me Carl Blanche on decision making
by Gerard Lauren July 18, 2020
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