Dyslexic Carl

a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”

Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot

Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck

by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021

Combat Carl

Name awarded to those who pretend to be hardcore. This term refers specifically to officers who want to go down in history as hardcore, but really aren't.

Soldier - Shhh here's come Combat Carl, "Room attention!" Officer - Morning everyone ! Who's ready to come in on our off days and do senseless training????

by Combative Carlton April 5, 2017

Carl Diamonds

American Rap Artist from Washington,D.C.

"Oh my god it's Carl Diamonds"

by XXL July 27, 2017

nazi carl

A real G who's eating potato the most time.

This nazi carl is a real pussy destroyer

by the realg January 1, 2017

Carl-Gabriel

Carl-Gabriel is a tall person who is not to be taken for granted. People often mistake his height and get very suprised when they find out his actual height. He has strong opinions but he isn't often taken seriousely, even though he's the most serious one out there. He is a exceptionally loyal person who you can rely on, he has your back. He has a strong interest for anime and similar art styles. He is a bit of a nerd.

Person 1: Wow, look at Carl-Gabriel, he is a lot taller than he seemed to be!
Person 2: Daaaaamn, you're right! I never noticed that!

by Yipyipmomo November 3, 2019

Carl the Legend

Carl is the most coolest turtle there is. Carl is a gay turtle legend. 🏳️ 🌈 pride!!! Carl is way better than Trump will ever be, so vote Carl! So many people have voted Carl so far but he is not president yet🙍Trump is in the lead due to cheating!! 😡 Anyways, vote for the turtle legend Carl! 🐢 🏳️ 🌈👍Everyone's vote counts

Vote Carl the Legend for president!!

*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!

by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 2, 2018

The nasty carl

when you’re plowing your girls neck crevices while she licks the sweat off your johnson

when i got home from the gym, all she wanted to do was the nasty carl

by larva123 February 5, 2020