cable orgy

A large cluster of cables inextricably intertwined

I can't get my phone charger free of the cable orgy going on in the closet!

by Grammar Dawg December 18, 2012

carlexic

Driving in the direction oppositely advised to you by your copilot.

Jefferson to Jessica: "take this left up here to get to grandma's."
Jessica: Turns right. "Sorry! Dammit I'm so carlexic!"

by Jwest May 19, 2014

Carleigh

Call her Carl.

Or Carlos
Or Carlito

Carl is short for Carleigh. Duh

by CarlosSantana666 November 23, 2021

Cable and Wireless

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.

Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.

by weddun July 11, 2011

xbox usb cable

Cable used to convert from Xbox controller port to USB female port.

Neil, where is my fucking USB cable you lazy prick

by snookmz March 20, 2005

Carley

The best person you’ll ever see and meet she’ll be ur best friend forever and the kindest and prettiest person you'll be best friends with:)

Oh my there’s the beautiful girl CARLEY!

by U most likely know me:) November 26, 2020

tork a wicked cable

the act of taking a wicked mean shit, which requires alot of squeezing and ultimately pinching it off, and consumes a great amount of time

After dinner, Will got up and proudly announced that he had to go tork a wicked cable

by troy lutz January 8, 2006