Douche Canoe

Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.

Hey! Can you not be a douche canoe?

by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021

Douche canoe

Travis Howell

Travis is such a douche canoe

by Blaw dog December 31, 2017

Shit Canoe

The bowel movement that happens after anal sex.

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe

by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

nathanael cano

The most talented mf to ever exist. Nathanael cano is a Mexican-American singer, he ugly asf tho

Person 1: Nathanael Cano is so ugly
Person 2: yea, I like his music tho

by stick-bug514 May 2, 2024

Canoe

Common slang used to refer to feet, particularly feet that would be perceived larger than average.

"did you catch the fight last night, that guy was really swinging them canoes at the start"

"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"

by Buffmclargehuge November 27, 2020

Dick douche canoe

Asshole/Jerk

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.

by Willie June 11, 2021