Canada's History

when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves

guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.

by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual maneuver involving a frigid woman and a man hung like a moose. The man stands over the woman and uses his moose-like phallus to ejaculate on her face and chest. After completion, he states "Tasty poutine, eh?" If the prudish woman responds in the negative, he burns her white house down a la the War of 1812. If she responds in the positive, he pays her a loonie and a toonie and whatever Canadian Tire money he has on him.

Sarah was left with a mess on her hands and face when Wayne burned her house down following a nasty Canada's History gone right.

by Steagle the Cobeagle February 4, 2010

Canada's History

a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.

I'm in the mood for some Canada's History! You bring the leaves, I'll supply the pancakes!!

by quickcook February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.

I went up north this past weekend and got me a little bit of Canada's History a couple of times.

by sagedismal February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.

I tried Canada's history last night, but got stuck on the maple syrup.

by Beaver16 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Going to Saskatoon to visit thier "Red Light District"

Hey Darryl, how a'boot it, are you up for a bit of "Canada's History" tonight.

by jjd241 February 8, 2010

Canada's History

Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.

On a recent trip to Montreal, Terrence & Phillip showed me a little bit of Canada's History.

by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010