Crush-stalk (verb)
When you like someone as a friend, but really LIKE them so you start checking their Facebook, their Instagram, their Twitter, and liking everything. You start your own chapter of their fan club. You crush on them platonically, but more like on a superfriend level. Teeters on obsessive.
When you like someone as a friend, but really LIKE them so you start checking their Facebook, their Instagram, their Twitter, and liking everything. You start your own chapter of their fan club. You crush on them platonically, but more like on a superfriend level. Teeters on obsessive.
I was crush-stalking Hal's Facebook. "HeY! I was crush-stalking you on Facebook and saw you post your love for Lily Tomlin. Sounds like YOU are crush-stalking HER."
by Crazymadwoman May 28, 2015
When you have a crush on somebody you've started spending a lot of time with, not because they're particularly attractive or interesting, just because it's convenient.
"I guess I have a convenience crush on my lab partner, he smells kind of weird, but sometimes he does my homework and I see him like five times a week."
by thereisdonutinmyjelly April 30, 2012
When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.
i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.
she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.
you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.
you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
by Demmy123456789 April 29, 2010
The phenomenon of becoming fascinated with a casual acquaintance or friend of a mutual friend to the point where your perception of their awesomeness inexplicably inspires you to initiate a new friendship. Upon meeting said new-person the afflicted are riddled with feelings similar to those of a real crush; such as wanting to spend time with them, laughing at their jokes more than others, admiration, girly giddiness, etc., Friend crushes are notorious for striking quickly and inciting gossip. Friend Crushes are more commonly observed in females but are also rampant in the male world, albeit manifesting themselves in slightly different ways, see male specific definition under Man Crush
by L0o October 27, 2009
verb
flirting using the @ function to send short messages or replies to someone on twitter, or obsessively checking their twitter page that you have a twitter crush on
flirting using the @ function to send short messages or replies to someone on twitter, or obsessively checking their twitter page that you have a twitter crush on
by dreambutdontsleep July 03, 2009
Katy and Mike have been internet friends for years. Mike has an online crush on Katy.
(Katy sends a message to Mike)
(Mike read the message and blushed)
Turns out Katy likes Mike too and she confessed.
Mike and Katy are now having a long distance relationship}
(Katy sends a message to Mike)
(Mike read the message and blushed)
Turns out Katy likes Mike too and she confessed.
Mike and Katy are now having a long distance relationship}
by AsianToasty July 30, 2019
(n) To be wildly infatuated with someone who does or indeed often does not feel the same way about you emotionally where the infatuation has solely arisen due to boredom with one's own life and not out of any logical or rational thought as to whether or not it makes sense to go out with 'the boredom crush'.
For true boredom crush cases little gestures should be taken out of context and heart ache should occur wherever and whenever possible.
For true boredom crush cases little gestures should be taken out of context and heart ache should occur wherever and whenever possible.
Veronica - "I've got a boredom crush on Paul and I haven't slept for sixteen days!"
Blaize - "My boredom crush Blake still hasn't text me back yet and I text him half an hour ago!"
Blaize - "My boredom crush Blake still hasn't text me back yet and I text him half an hour ago!"
by Brainzo and Debbie Does Malice September 01, 2009