Crunchy

To be like a food that isnt supposed to be crunchy but is
Also a term of endearment for the cutest in the world

Damn that Melanie sure is crunchy

by SnailPrince April 05, 2016

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Crunchy

John K getting in touch with his emotions.

Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.

by elbeeay May 30, 2024

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the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 03, 2024

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crunchy picklicious

a way to describe the most amazing human ever!!

thomas is pretty crunchy picklicious

by fantatastic October 24, 2019

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Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

by klezmoreh98 January 25, 2024

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