Chicago Unicorn

The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.

Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn

Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?

Guy 1: It was magical.

by tombrady2k15 April 8, 2016

mini chicago

Greens Fork

that town is scary like whoe its mini chicago ?

by A-Hop June 10, 2003

A Chicago Cigarette

Back when shatter (cannabis concentrate) was making its first appearance in the Chicagoland area, I found a very discreet and nice way to get high. I would put a little piece of shatter on the tip of my cigarette, and a Chicago cigarette was born. It can also be heated up and spread on the outside of the cigarette.

Before bed I would love to get a little high, ima have a Chicago cigarette before I lay down and go to sleep.

by MJC847 April 27, 2021

Diet Chicago

A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.

Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.

by bonelesspizza April 5, 2017

chicago thunder

The sound of gun fire

I swear I just heard some Chicago thunder

by kempykemp August 17, 2021

The Chicago Delusion

The Chicago Delusion is the belief that for every experience or interaction to be had in Grand Rapids there is a superior analog in Chicago. It is a way for Grand Rapids residents to withdraw into a fantasy world where everything is different but in such a way that they aren’t challenged to learn a new language, food, culture, or way of life. Those who succumb to the Chicago Delusion foreclose on their social capital in Grand Rapids long before they move away, if they succeed in doing so. You can see the bean reflected in their two-thousand-yard stare.

The Chicago Delusion had taken hold of Cameron, but now that he's moved to the city, he's already talking about how nice it would be in LA.

by FruityShtetls February 1, 2018

chicago brownie

A deep dish poop. All your friends gather to defecate in a deep dish pizza pan, then cook and eat the contents.

Hey dude! You coming over tonight? We are gonna do a chicago brownie!

by popppppppppppppppppppppp May 26, 2021