can't get my float on

Having trouble overcoming obstacles that impede the progress of your normal routine or having a bad day.

Holy shit dude I just can't get my float on!

by america's next top model August 16, 2007

Can't Stop, Won't Stop

1) Phrase Meaning That You Will Party Till You Feel Like It.

2) Phrase Used To Con Someone Into Doing Something They Don't Want To Do.

1) DoucheBag; "We Should Call It A Night" Man; "Can't Stop Won't Stop!!!"

2) DoucheBag; "I Can't Go Out Tonight, I Got Work In The Morning" Man "Can't Stop, Won't Stop"

by TheDOM March 25, 2008

Can't Understand Nigger Talk

Another acronym for the word "Cunt". Easier to use than "C U Next Tuesday", considering that you don't have to say "you" before it.

Shut up, can't understand nigger talk.

by Sterling Lucky December 3, 2007

Can't Let you do that

An Internet Meme from the quote Wolf used in Starfox 64.
Often comes after something said by another person.

The word "Do" In the meme is commonly changed to whatever the topic relates to, Like "Can't let you eat that." Etc, Etc, Etc...

Usually used in sarcasm or to be annoying. Most people don't take it seriously, because it's really not.
n00bs will usually go all "N00b-Fu" On you if you use it at the wrong time though.

Protect your e-Crotch.

Robber: THIS IS A HOLD UP! *Points a gun*
Random guy: CAN'T LET YOU SHOOT THAT

Guy (Talking to another guy): So, I'll meet you at the cafe in ten minu-
Random guy (Interupting): CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT!

by Natarii Shinichi April 18, 2009

I can't believe it's not butter

Insult used with somebody's name, used if the person has man boobs

"Whoa, you see that guy's man boobs?"

"Yeah, I can't believe it's not butter"

by The Teacher, PhD in swearing July 15, 2009

can't get a wank in edgeways

When you really fancy a wank but you're preoccupied with doing something else.

For example "I can't get a wank in edgeways, I've got loads of work to do"

"I had a busy weekend, I couldn't get a wank in edgeways"

by The sting December 23, 2013

TCS (Tom Can't Stop)

A strange metaphysical force that compels one to doodle incessantly while playing the guitar. Adding notes to songs where they shouldn't be. Alternativley: Adult Attention Deficit Disorder & just being an annoying Tired Old Man.

Hey Mike, there goes Tom doodling again, he can't help himself.

by Thick Daddy May 22, 2003