Somebody who will do anything for women. A fool who will buy dinner, diamonds, pearls, clothing, etc because he thinks that he will get some play but always ends up alone.
by Shahi December 27, 2005
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"But why is the rum gone?!"
"But why is the rum gone?!"
by Scarlet Sparrow September 16, 2008
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n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.
Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.
by randomness42467 February 21, 2009
Get the captain futon mug.1. Chuck Norris’ groin tattoo.
2. Michael Jackson’s son Blanket’s blanket.
3. WWF Iron Sheik Mid Camel Clutch.
4. Dr. Seuss.
5. The Grinch after all the Whos down in Whoville sang Dahoo Dores (for the 3rd time).
6. Captain Jack Sparrow after some really bad eggs!
7. Men in Black.
8. Buzz Lightyear and Woody from Toy Story 1 rivalry.
9. Monday-Sunday night keg stands in modified Bob the Builder hats.
10. Eddie Murphy’s Couch.
11. Lance Bass on the Moon.
12. PSY auditioning for the Karate Kid.
13. Jay Z Black Label.
14. The “ FUCK IT “ Bucket.
15. Beanies in the Desert.
16. Not wearing a fitted.
17. Wearing a snapback that says “ PHItted “
18. Knowing when cops are on duty.
19. Mobile Art.
20. Myley Cyrus twerking with a Coca Cola polar bear skin.
21. Justin Bieber rocking Supra shirtless and wet.
22. Che Guavara Hat. (just the hat).
23. Charlie Sheen’s sheets ( HI-YO!).
24. Sweaty Rambo headband.
25. A Laurel Crown.
26. Snoop XYZ locks for Halloween.
27. Fighting Cancer.
2. Michael Jackson’s son Blanket’s blanket.
3. WWF Iron Sheik Mid Camel Clutch.
4. Dr. Seuss.
5. The Grinch after all the Whos down in Whoville sang Dahoo Dores (for the 3rd time).
6. Captain Jack Sparrow after some really bad eggs!
7. Men in Black.
8. Buzz Lightyear and Woody from Toy Story 1 rivalry.
9. Monday-Sunday night keg stands in modified Bob the Builder hats.
10. Eddie Murphy’s Couch.
11. Lance Bass on the Moon.
12. PSY auditioning for the Karate Kid.
13. Jay Z Black Label.
14. The “ FUCK IT “ Bucket.
15. Beanies in the Desert.
16. Not wearing a fitted.
17. Wearing a snapback that says “ PHItted “
18. Knowing when cops are on duty.
19. Mobile Art.
20. Myley Cyrus twerking with a Coca Cola polar bear skin.
21. Justin Bieber rocking Supra shirtless and wet.
22. Che Guavara Hat. (just the hat).
23. Charlie Sheen’s sheets ( HI-YO!).
24. Sweaty Rambo headband.
25. A Laurel Crown.
26. Snoop XYZ locks for Halloween.
27. Fighting Cancer.
28. Bill Clinton hairpiece
29. Barbie whipping her back and forth pre-Ken
30. Ken leaving Barbie for Black Barbie (weave)
31. Darth Vador pre-reveal
32. Finding Nemo : Gill : Tiki Mask : SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA !
33. Batman
34. Superman Curl
35. E.T. dressed as a babushka
36. 1 strand of Homer Simpson hair
37. Rafiki with the mango. SPLAT!
38. Baby simba sporting hyena skull headwear
39. Pinocchio’s nose as a clothes rack
40 Sherlock Holmes + Deerstalker cap + blowing bubbles
41. Clockwork orange caps
42. GAMBAY
I.E. Proving haters wrong.
Hater 1 : " Dat Shits Hot!
Hater 2 : " Fuckin tough
You : Got dis joint from CAP SWAG. Suck it
I.E. moment when you realize the DISNEY WORLD OF HATS was real.
Abu the monkey : " ‘Aladdin, where did you get that taqiyah ( CAP )’ ???
Aladdin : This silly old thing ? not sure...I have always had my CAP SWAG
I.E. Your first HAPPY MEAL with a FITTED toy SURPRISE!
Happy little baby : giggle clap hands throw cheerios
Ronald McDonald : here's a side of CAP SWAG with your BigMac
I.E. : TUPAC and BIGGIE’S joint
BIGGIE : it was all a dream
TUPAC: just been hiding out at CAP SWAG
I.E. "Pissing off my principal, parents, parole officer, da po-po, and getting *U*** with my CAP SWAG."
“YEEZUS” baptism.
KANYE WEST : “ Amen. You have officially been CAP SWAGGED.”
JAY-Z : “ (Possessed Shaking) Preach. CAP SWAG is rushing over me.”
GOOGLE IT!
Facebook : Cap Swag. 227k likes.
Instagram : Cap Swag.
signup.capswag.com.
29. Barbie whipping her back and forth pre-Ken
30. Ken leaving Barbie for Black Barbie (weave)
31. Darth Vador pre-reveal
32. Finding Nemo : Gill : Tiki Mask : SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA !
33. Batman
34. Superman Curl
35. E.T. dressed as a babushka
36. 1 strand of Homer Simpson hair
37. Rafiki with the mango. SPLAT!
38. Baby simba sporting hyena skull headwear
39. Pinocchio’s nose as a clothes rack
40 Sherlock Holmes + Deerstalker cap + blowing bubbles
41. Clockwork orange caps
42. GAMBAY
I.E. Proving haters wrong.
Hater 1 : " Dat Shits Hot!
Hater 2 : " Fuckin tough
You : Got dis joint from CAP SWAG. Suck it
I.E. moment when you realize the DISNEY WORLD OF HATS was real.
Abu the monkey : " ‘Aladdin, where did you get that taqiyah ( CAP )’ ???
Aladdin : This silly old thing ? not sure...I have always had my CAP SWAG
I.E. Your first HAPPY MEAL with a FITTED toy SURPRISE!
Happy little baby : giggle clap hands throw cheerios
Ronald McDonald : here's a side of CAP SWAG with your BigMac
I.E. : TUPAC and BIGGIE’S joint
BIGGIE : it was all a dream
TUPAC: just been hiding out at CAP SWAG
I.E. "Pissing off my principal, parents, parole officer, da po-po, and getting *U*** with my CAP SWAG."
“YEEZUS” baptism.
KANYE WEST : “ Amen. You have officially been CAP SWAGGED.”
JAY-Z : “ (Possessed Shaking) Preach. CAP SWAG is rushing over me.”
GOOGLE IT!
Facebook : Cap Swag. 227k likes.
Instagram : Cap Swag.
signup.capswag.com.
by signup.capswag.com August 29, 2013
Get the CAP SWAG mug.Having enough credit or cash on your mediocre income to appear wealthier than you are. To the year round locals you appear mega wealthy, but to city folks, you’re a middle class joke.
Dude- that family is Cape Cod rich. $650K home, two nice cars that are leased, and they keep borrowing money on the home to send their kids to prep schools. On a good day- have a net worth of 500K.
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Yo did Josh tell you he's capt memer now? Yea im not surprised the one who uses google for memes is calling themselves Capt Memer.
by eggstarosandwich March 24, 2021
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