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Monkey butter

Stephen Colbert says this is a Hollywood term for something sexual. Mentioned during his wrap up report of the 2003 Emmy Awards, where he apparently participated in an A-Lister orgy during an after party. It is implied to be gross.
Jon Stewart: I think they liked the 'fucking' story better.

Stephen Colbert: I don't blame them Jon. ...I don't blame them Jon. Everyone likes the monkey butter.
by shifty85 August 28, 2006
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Butter It

The term "Butter It" can be used to replace any verb.

It is Traditionally used by people from the hick style background.
"John and Suzy-Q are hanging out later, what do you think they're going to be doing?"

"John said he wanted to Butter It."

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"We were in class, and instead of listening Matt and I just Buttered it the whole time."
by BUTTERITINTHE603 April 29, 2010
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butter my tenderloaf

The act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. Common items used in buttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (butter, olive oil, Crisco, bacon grease, Pam cooking spray), the freaky (Hersey's chocolate syrup, Egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).
It sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that bitch sure does know how to butter my tenderloaf... Not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can't even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!
by chrispy licker May 27, 2010
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butter smuggler

When a man does not wash after coitus, and walkes around with a chotch full of love juices.
Max from TMZ is a butter smuggler.
by Larito Longlove December 26, 2011
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Butter Pat

The most pivotal role in a Genital Jamboree, where the person climbs to the top of the pile and melts over everyone involved.
Quagmire: Now to take my position, I call this one the "butter pat".
by Negatron524 December 26, 2013
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Truffle Butter

a combination of fluids from having anal sex and intercourse, reference to the color and texture of thick substance that forms after having both anal sex the direct penetration of the vagina after wards without washing first. taking its name from the truffles because of color of gooey thick substance created after penetrating both holes sexually and its texture of the gooey substance being something thick like that of butter .
she needed to wash her booty , it was swimming in truffle butter.
by lil ms attitude June 7, 2016
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butterbeer

A drink from the highly popular 'harry potter' series.
A drink that brings a warm feeling down wizard's throats, popular in winter as a way of warming up.
Get's house elves drunk, but no intoxicating effect on wizzards.
ex.1
Harry Potter: hey Ron, let's go to the three broomsticks and get some butterbeer!
Ron: Yeah but let's not bring malfoy, he's a prat.
ex.2
Dobby: Harry Potter sir, winky's drunk!
Harry: Not more butterbeer is it?
Dobby: Afraid so Harry Potter, sir.
by Jasminer September 25, 2005
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