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bukkakattackite

An elite bukkake warrior hailing from the shores of Japan. Born in a hidden monastery, the warrior was trained by monks starting at the age of two in the ancient art of bokkake-thai. This elite warrior can ejaculate onto a woman's face in a matter of seconds after first masturbating or being masturbated. They can strike without warning, covering a woman's face in sperm before she even realizes they are in her presence. They were trained to always hit the woman's face with every drop of sperm. During training, whatever sperm didn't make it onto the woman's face, the warriors had to lick up and swallow themselves. They were also trained in the art of the golden shower, going through the same training process in the ancient art of goldenshow-thai. Once the training of both of these ancient art is completed, the warrior in training becomes a bukkakattackite, or an elite bukkake warrior. They can then go out into the world in order to use their elite skills to bukkake and piss onto women's faces.
Man #1: Woah, did you see that!? I think it was a bukkakattackite! I only saw a blur, but then my neighbor's face was covered in sperm and piss! Wow!
Man #2: No, I didn't see it.... damn.
by Mark H. July 28, 2008
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Bukkake

when more than a dozen men ejaculate in a glass for a woman and then she must ingest the semen
she longed for the bukkake of her life
by akhmarigy July 15, 2008
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Bukkake Elf

Someone who is full of stupidity and/or evil in bad ways; SUPREME EVIL ELVES!!!!
You are such a bukkake elf.

BEWARE THE BUKKAKE ELVES... THEY ARE COMING!
by BladeGunner October 26, 2004
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Bukkake

When mommy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy love each other very much
Nigga yeah I was in on this kinky bukkake shit last night.”
by HughNormous February 20, 2018
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bukkake party

The practice of throwing milk-shakes over facists and other right-wing low-lifes
Have I missed another Nigel bukkake party whilst I’ve been at work? (Sue Perkins on Twitter)
by docum3nt May 21, 2019
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milkshake bukkake

The splatter that occurs when one removes a canister too rapidly from the milkshake machine spindle, and which usually strikes the upper torso and face. Esp. vanilla.
Bob: "Did you see what happened to Samantha?"
Steve: "No, what?"
Bob: "She was in such a hurry when she was making that shake that she got a helping of milkshake bukkake!"
by rocksloppy August 6, 2013
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bukkake ambush

In legal terms: Sexual assault.

In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"
While it is quite obvious that most "men" are petty slaves to their depraved appetites, it is refreshing to hear someone being honest about their wish to sexually assault the "female species" via a "bukkake ambush."
by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010
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