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portugeuse breakfast

the act of putting any type of cooked eggs and bacon into a womans ass then eating it out.
Teddy was hungry this morning so he gave his girl friend a portugeuse breakfast.
by Ed Fremantlemedia August 5, 2007
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Breakfast of Champions

Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

Nutritious way to start your day.
Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut
by Benska December 2, 2003
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Continental Breakfast

by CBreakfast November 3, 2011
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Breakfast Burrito

when a man shoves a piece of bacon up a girls ass and fucks it. It takes place in the morning
damn that breakfast burrito was amazing today
by tinkolot October 20, 2009
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polish breakfast

cracking a whole egg (raw, of course; brown egg recommended) into a pint of beer to start your day the right way
after a wild night of festivities; Fryderyk recommends chasing that hangover away with a full, balanced polish breakfast
by tony_homo December 24, 2010
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Welsh Breakfast

Oral sex between any consenting adults, animals or objects.
by dcp1000 September 17, 2012
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Breakfast Burn

The act of lighting a joint in the morning to kickstart your day
Leo had to wake up at 6 to take the 2 hour bus ride to school, so he decided to have a quick breakfast burn to get him ready for the day.
by Leonard Hofmann December 3, 2007
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