breakfassert

Breakfassert is when your first waking meal is something super sugary like cereal, pancakes/waffles drenched in syrup, pop tarts, cake, donuts, etc. It contrasts with regular breakfast, which is supposed to be an actual, savory, filling, nutritious meal to kickstart your day.

The word is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. It is pronounced "brek-fuh-zert".

Really? You’re eating a Nutella-Eggo sandwich for breakfast? No, that’s not breakfast...that’s breakfassert.

by Just Some Girl with a Mustache September 29, 2020

Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

Breakfast Fortnite Killer

It originated from the Netflix Original, "Woah, Watch Out." It kind of grew and grew, and then it got bigger, the director got sacked, and 4 kids got mo-. So, he ain't on the scene anymore, a bit akward! *Backflips*

This here is a Breakfast Fortnite Killer

by WhutJuYuoMeen564!? July 27, 2023

Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.

My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.

by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008

Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.

Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.

by scubasteven November 23, 2009

Cocktinental Breakfast

Eating a croissant whilst being sucked off by the lady (or man) in your life.

We stayed at the hotel and in the morning enjoyed a cocktinental breakfast.

by baloo1 November 14, 2011

chino breakfast

While locked up in Chino, you wake up to Find your cell mates hot man offering dripping into your mouth

Dude my first night in the joint I woke up to a Chino Breakfast from my cell mate

by Dr Drip November 20, 2014