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brayden

Brayden is that guy you always wan't to slouch with.
Freind: What did you do last night?

Me: Oh, I was just slouching with Brayden.

Freind: Damn...
by Korven123 January 11, 2017
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Brayden

A boy, usually about 13-16 years old, will always stay up till 6am to simp for girls instead of playing with the boys. Very common in The USA.

Note: When simping for girls on snapchat, there is no such thing as time for Brayden.
Hey, look its Brayden, the SIMP!

Hey Brayden, who’s girl did you simp for today?

BRAYDEN, MORE LIKE SIMPEN’
by Simpcatcher1943 May 31, 2020
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brayden

A male who is very rude and will try to kill you if you guys are ever in the apocalypse together. Also very gay.
he’s such a brayden!
by hellomynameisant March 10, 2019
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brayden

brayden is the gayest person you will ever meet. if you ever see a brayden kick him in the balls as hard as humanly possible, the harder you kick the louder he'll moan. if you are going to kick him may as well choke him too. if you do these at the same time he'll make a moan so loud it will create a black hole the size of the sun
oh its brayden
*all the males in a 5 mile radius faint*
by anatomydestroyer May 27, 2022
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brayden

blake:hey brayden!
brayden: BOOPEEBO
by blayyyyyje September 25, 2021
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brayden

craziest motherfucking rager in all of the land. always down to get sloshed on a friday. always down to get down and dirty with the boys in a hot tub. he will also fuck your bitch with no socks on on a tuesday night while puffing on a crack pipe. he also buys hooker big booty latinas on the daily. “i’ll only have a minimum of 20 at one time”
brayden can fuck your bitch
by real dick slayer March 21, 2022
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brayden

brayden is sexy
by brayde May 19, 2022
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