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Gordon Bennett

Originally used by Aristocratic satirists in the 17th century during stringent censorship to describe an act of parliament which was deemed truly unbelievable by free thinking liberalists
Parliament quoted on the housing and sanitary bill have passed the act of nobilty stating that only person's of nobile descent have rights to clean water and council grants. Reported by Gordon Bennet for the Daily Times
by Lauren Byjoves April 20, 2005
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Ty Bennett

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ryan bennett

Ryan Bennett is the All Father himself, the One Above All. Ryan Bennett is the purest and realest form of god and all of his power. Any being that date defy him and his ways will be slaughtered in his path. Ryan can move himself throughout the omniverse to his own will. Ryan has no limitations in the slightest. Ryan Bennett creates new things simply by walking around and being near other things. Ryan Bennett was there before the beginning of time and he will be there after the end of time. Ryan Bennett is the ultimate being.
Ryan Bennett is my lord and savior.
by Somoki May 7, 2019
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Bennett

The act of using your adam's apple to balance lube while engaging in gay sex.
This is gonna take both hands Larry, good thing I know how to Bennett
by Brimstove January 20, 2010
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boneta

n; sounds like bonita, which is spanish for beautiful,pretty, or good-looking; But in actuality means: A silly blonde who always stares off into space, and always has an excuse to not hang out.
adj; describing one who is absent minded; describing how one is never available for the weekends
Lauren Elizabeth Boneta was caught off gaurd during class when asked a question, she was being a boneta, especially after she said she was busy all weekend.

LEB is so boneta, she can never hang out with MAC.
by Michael Cortez May 24, 2007
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charlie Bennett

a confused young male who prefers partners of the same sex but will never openly admit it AKA "closet". he is flamboyant and always exposes his posterior
by lincolncook October 24, 2011
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nerd with a bonner

When you're into video games and other nerdy things and something is making your dick hard, you become a nerd with a bonner.

(bonner pronounced like bawn-er)
nerd with a bonner here, lookin at naked pics of samus
by Nerd With A Bonner August 12, 2011
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