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n; sounds like bonita, which is spanish for beautiful,pretty, or good-looking; But in actuality means: A silly blonde who always stares off into space, and always has an excuse to not hang out.
adj; describing one who is absent minded; describing how one is never available for the weekends
Lauren Elizabeth Boneta was caught off gaurd during class when asked a question, she was being a boneta, especially after she said she was busy all weekend.

LEB is so boneta, she can never hang out with MAC.
boneta by Michael Cortez May 24, 2007
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Boneyard Bitch 

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass
I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort
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Bonesaw MAGA 

A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.
Woah, Trump just abandoned our allies to be slaughtered. That’s some Bonesaw MAGA.
Bonesaw MAGA by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019

Bonetrousle

The sudden urge to eat spaghetti, make puzzles or capture humans. Sometimes, it's all three.
Dude 1: Hey Brother, why don't you sit down and have some spaghetti!
Dude 2: Okay, but why is there a kid wrapped in Duct Tape?
Dude 1: I captured him! He is my prisoner!
Dude 2: Did you have a case of Bonetrousle again?
Dude 1: Yep.
Dude 2: Also, the kid escaped.
Dude 1: WHAAAT?!?!
Dude 2: That kid knows how to get out of a STICKY situation!
Dude 1: That pun was terrible!
Dude 2: C'mon! You're smiling.
Dude 1: I am and I hate it. I guess it's now time to set up my puzzles again.
Bonetrousle by TheGuyOnTheInternet August 10, 2016

bonerazzi 

freelance photographers who doggedly pursue porn stars in order to take candid pictures / plural form: ‘bonerazzo’
He didn't quite achieving his goal of world-class photojournalist, but did become one of the bonerazzi.

boneration 

A penis that is in a state of erection
It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
boneration by Cody (wdw_) December 19, 2003

boneappatit 

This describes tit screwing.
Ben Dover got on Wonda Wonderpig for some boneappatit!
boneappatit by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017
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