have some bollocks

When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand
Person one: Me cago en tus dientes!

Person two: Que te jodas!
Person three: And have some bollocks!
by Dangdang July 23, 2021
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to bollock

Verb

1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.

2) To make a mistake.

3) To degrade an object/person.
1) "I can't believe you bollocked Mr Abbott's dog!"

2) "I'm going to bollock this test."

3) "She was completely bollocked last night"
by John The Fishmage January 01, 2014
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Bollock Bank

The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.
Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.
by Oak79 June 17, 2011
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Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks
So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops
by Bc_mum September 14, 2022
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Indicator bollocks

Derrogatory term for people of a ginger persuasion, most commonly used in Belfast
Here, Indicator Bollocks! Sort your hair out!
by baked111 October 15, 2009
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A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"
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desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.
man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit
by zleed May 06, 2021
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