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upstairs bollocks

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks
by screechie July 4, 2010
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Mango Sticky Bollocks

The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.
"How you are coping with the heat today?"

"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"

"mangies?"

"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"

"Oh right yeah, me too"
by anonymous April 13, 2024
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Bollocks

When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”

My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
by The Oxford explanation March 31, 2023
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bollock yoghurt

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..
by asbo the guru May 18, 2018
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bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.
Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.
by jammyquindle May 13, 2016
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Bollock wallet

A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack
Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird
by PContheGC October 27, 2021
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Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls
Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!
by anonymous August 13, 2021
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