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blind stan disease

blind stan disease; when you stan someone for a certain amount of time, but only realize their flaws after you unstan
i only realized *celeb* was so manipulative towards their fans after i unstanned them. can't believe i had blind stan disease.
by Dramayanti May 13, 2020
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Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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blind blown

When you aren’t aware that you have typed a phrase out incorrectly because you assumed that you typed out the same phrase as the one in your head. So now you are blind blown because you are unable to recognize your spelling error
Carla: “This boy has my blind blown”
Lee: “blind blown” ??
Carla: “Omw, in my mind I was still reading it as ‘mind blown’ ”
Lee: “ Oooh it looks like we’ve just coined a new term”
by Eddy Boi November 8, 2022
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Blind Attack

A driving technique in which the driver turns off the headlights in order to overtake another vehichle.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Wait! That's not the sound of my engi-FOREVEEERR TOGETHEEER
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.
by The "Undertaker" March 14, 2023
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Belgian Blindfold

When you sit across a girls face and let your "spuds o' love" cover her eyes and pop your man-meast in her mouth at the same time.
I gave her a Belgian Blindfold last night. she didn't even see it coming
by spider_bifida November 13, 2009
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INTERNET BLIND

TO NOT HAVE INTERNET, UNABLE TO SEE INTERNET.
DUDE, I AM REMOTE AND RUNNING INTERNET BLIND.
by LEXWORLD May 25, 2010
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drivers blind

When someone takes a hit while driving and gets smoke in their eyes causing them to go blind for a few seconds. this is a very dangerous disease that has plagued stoners since the invention of the automobile.
driver: Bro pass the blunt!

passenger:Here man it's roasting

Driver:(takes a massive hit way beyond his smoking abilities...so smoke goes everywhere) FUCK! Drivers blind we're going to crash bro!!
passenger:(becomes a stoned hero and grabs the wheel before they crash) I got you bro.
by passenger117 March 30, 2011
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