cum bobbied dreep shaft

when your father takes your big plasma tv to watch golf and falls asleep while watching it so that you have to walk downstairs and watch what could be high def. porn on the little tv

dude, your dad is really a cum bobbied dreep shaft. he jacked our tv to watch golf but fell asleep and if we try to change the channell he will wake up and beat us with his fucking cock.

by Jeffthegiraffemasta October 3, 2006

bobbination

the act of bobbing..
"to freak your friend out in the backseat"

"Oh Lauren and Michael scared Mandy... but it was only a bobbination."

by Mandy n Lauren September 19, 2004

Bobbism

Bobbism is a religion similar to but still different Bobism Bobbism have two “b”. The people who follows Bobbism believes in the one and only anonymous god/prophet or whatever you wanna call him/her.

I believed in Bobbism

by BobChops January 5, 2020

Bobbi

Bobbi is the human embodiment of a Bernese Mountain Dog. They are full of positive energy and exude love. Bobbi is an ethereal goblin who seems tough and intimidating at first glance, but deep down they’re a big softy.

Bobbi is a beanbag

by elliotkelliot September 5, 2020

Bobbing for Apples

a sex act in which you place an apple is a woman’s vagina and then precede to try to pull it out using your teeth

you: “i went bobbing for apples with jessica last night!”
your homie: “oh damn did you get one?”
you: “nah dawg it’s still stuck down there”

by lil' BOBO September 12, 2020

jim-bobitism

the act of eating pizza as a character in maths word problems

jim-bob look i have jim-bobitism

by big Zebop November 13, 2020

Cherry Bobbing

When you go down on a wide variety of women of different ethnicities, preferably while they are on their periods. While that process has started your soul intention is to bob for as many blood clots as possible and retain them in your mouth until you can spit them into a pie crust, hence resembling a mixed berry pie. Once pie is baked you will self al a mode your load to produce a safe, yet desirable dessert. Delicious!

I can’t remember the last time I had a great cherry bobbing pie

by Bloody memes November 7, 2021