m.bating

This is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. Also the less embarrassing way of saying masturbating when speaking around adults and strangers.

ex. I caught him m.bating two times!
ex. I really enjoy a m.bating in the afternoon.

by rando September 30, 2005

Jack booting

Jack booting is a derogatory term used to describe a system, usually a government, that utilizes force (police or otherwise) to coerce people into compliance.

"I can't stand democracy, you have to pay taxes, and if you don't get arrested! that's jack booting!"

"People should just do whatever they want, no one should be jackbooted into compliance!"

by ragswolf February 25, 2019

throw you a beating

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.

"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.

by Logan9a November 16, 2010

broating

verb.

1. a grouping of bros enjoying the act of boating or being on a water worthy vessel.

It's a killer day out, we should all go broating.

by rkellzter August 15, 2011

Interrogation Beatings

When you are being questioned and at the same time getting beat up

Mr Hobson was handing out some severe interrogation beatings

by Daniel Kirkup February 7, 2005

Window Bating

When seeing an attractive person outside your window, you then proceed to pull down your pants and masturbate to that individual.

I was caught window bating when my mom saw me when she was talking to her hot friend.

by I am a Vegas accident March 27, 2011

Beating around the bush

When a girl is going to give you dome, but she takes your pants off only to find you have a wicked groin beard. She gets grossed out, so decided to just jerk you instead. Hence, she is beating around the bush.

yeah dog i didnt think my slampiece would mind if I didnt clean up down there, but after she took my pants off, she ended up just beating around the bush.

by davidandbroliath March 22, 2011