better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

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lean blunt

A blunt that is soaked in promethazine and is then filled with the kush.

That nigga is crazy. He just soaked his gutted swisher in promethazine. Nigga is gonna be fucked up tonight smoking that lean blunt.

by hellyafuckinright004 March 29, 2012

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fairy blunt

a blunt rolled with both weed and mushroom dust
or you could just roll up all mushroom dust, or course it has to be psilocybin mushrooms

im trippin off that fairy blunt

by dude im not you May 6, 2006

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blunt

1. (adj) abrupt and obvious in manner of speech.
2. (adj) not sharp-pointed; dull (describing an object).

1. To be blunt about it, I really need a fucking blunt. I haven't had a good smoke all day.

2. Hand over the blunt before I hit you with this large blunt object. I'm mad jonesing for a hit.

by Nick D April 28, 2003

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blunt

a store bought cigar (gas stations have them), in which pot heads preceed to cut open (usually with razors), empty the tobacco out of, fill with buddah, roll tightly, and SMOKE

a blunt a day keeps the doctor away

by Linda September 5, 2004

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A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

by Blaise fucking Armstrong June 23, 2007

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bluetooth party

When a group of people get together, pull out their cell phones and exchange mp3 ringtones, photos, and/or videos with each other

Friend 1) Check it out. I just got the new Fergie song on my cell phone.
Friend 2) No way. I just got Daughtry's.
Friend 3) Are you guys discoverable?
Friend 2) Bluetooth party?
All) Let's do this.

by JSizzle June 8, 2007

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