Platinum blonde

An attractive, highly feminine woman with blonde hair who is considered by most men to be a prime catch as a girlfriend, which explains the metaphorical comparison to platinum, an extremely valuable metal.

Have you seen Johnny's new platinum blonde? Damn she's a catch!

Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.

by BloodIsBlue August 6, 2018

blonde job

While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job

Susan gave me some teeth during my blow job, so i decided to give that bitch a blonde job!

by dick'n ballz April 21, 2010

hottentot blonde

A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.

Amy Fadhli is a hottentot blonde past her prime.

by major_delmac April 4, 2005

porn blonde

Someone who is very white. Almost albino and does porn

That boy merveilleuxruuf is porn blonde

by James1111111111 March 30, 2015

Blonde person

People who are dumb

Normal haired people: Ay yo is that Blonde person

by Ydurhdh October 25, 2020

Airline Blonde

Airline Blonde - A lady that has blonde hair that is not natural, It maybe a wig or dyed, but either way.... she still has a black box...
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I was with this 'Airline Blonde' the other night, Her hair on her head was golden but she still had a black box...

blonde, airline, fanny, lady, hair, natural, wig,

by johnparker74 September 25, 2010

blonde wad

an adjective describing a person who has a ton of blonde hair that can not be controlled and is homeschooled. They usually spend hours untangling it and then somehow within mintues it becomes tangled again. The word is a mixture of a dumb blonde and a clumsy blonde. It can be used in a derogatory phrase.

Charlotte: "Ugh my hair is a mess"

You: "lololol Char your such a blonde wad"

Charlotte: "Hey!"

by a.s.d.f.j.k.l.; July 5, 2012