An attractive, highly feminine woman with blonde hair who is considered by most men to be a prime catch as a girlfriend, which explains the metaphorical comparison to platinum, an extremely valuable metal.
Have you seen Johnny's new platinum blonde? Damn she's a catch!
Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.
Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.
by BloodIsBlue August 6, 2018
Get the Platinum blondemug. While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job
by dick'n ballz April 21, 2010
Get the blonde jobmug. A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.
by major_delmac April 4, 2005
Get the hottentot blondemug. by James1111111111 March 30, 2015
Get the porn blondemug. A extremely shallow person or to be more detailed, anyone that uses text talk in a regular conversation, or is on Facebook for more than four hours at one sitting. Disclaimer, anyone can be blonde trash.
by L cars March 8, 2011
Get the Blonde trashmug. by Ydurhdh October 25, 2020
Get the Blonde personmug. an adjective describing a person who has a ton of blonde hair that can not be controlled and is homeschooled. They usually spend hours untangling it and then somehow within mintues it becomes tangled again. The word is a mixture of a dumb blonde and a clumsy blonde. It can be used in a derogatory phrase.
by a.s.d.f.j.k.l.; July 5, 2012
Get the blonde wadmug.