When someone is drunk beyond recognition, stutters and slurs but somehow keeps standing and keeps on drinking they are cowburn blind
by SANTA691 January 31, 2019
Get the Cowburn blindmug. by commablindness September 21, 2017
Get the Comma Blindnessmug. 
Get the truth-blindmug. Blind channel is the most wonderful band in the whole world. Theyre kind, sweet and funny. And theyre fans are the best! They got 6th place in eurovision 2021. Blindchannel members: Joel hokka, Niko moilanen, Olli matela, Joonas porko, Tommi lalli and Aleksi kaunisvesi.
by Ollinpuhtaatsukat.fi November 25, 2021
Get the Blind channelmug. A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019
Get the Beard blindnessmug. When someone is oblivious to the “attractiveness league” of which they belong, constantly punching above their weight, remaining single forever and never learning to adjust and lower their standards slightly in order to obtain a suitable partner.
John thinks he deserves a super model half his age even though he’s fat, bald and middle aged. No wonder he’s been single forever, he’s league blind. He’s off to Thailand again next month.
by MonkeyMagicMan75 August 29, 2021
Get the League Blindmug. by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016
Get the Blinded by the Heteromug.