Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

Ass Blindness

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.

*Can be shortened to ass blind

David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.

by Axel432 December 16, 2014

Blind Zoro

When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.

OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro

by Mag 56 November 29, 2020

Blind burro

A euphemism for a male’s anal sphincter.

“Dude. I was packing my buddy’s blind burro last night until it couldn’t take any more.”

by Stainless26 December 3, 2019

Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.

Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.

by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016

Blind spot

Not being aware of one's own behavior. When you need to check yourself.

I lied for no reason and then realised I had a blind spot.
Or
I let him cross my boundaries, I guess I still have a blind spot.

Or
My emotions took control over me when he pushed my buttons, now at least I'm aware of my blind spots.

by Lilithpax June 19, 2019

Maternal Blindness

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013