Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.

Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

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Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention

Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)

by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017

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The blade

An place or area, such as a street, where prostitutes/lot lizards frequent (work). Also known as a "track."

LA Prostitute: "I just got a text from someone asking if we know anyone that's under 16..."
Client: "Why??"
LA: "Because they wanna fuck a minor! There's a lot of weirdos you find out here... white men especially. I dont know why they have these weird fetishes."
Client: "Yeah that's fucking weird."
LA: "Yeah, but we kick minors off the blade."

by InvaderTaylor September 6, 2023

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Stellar Blade

a video game with which gooners fall in love

-What's this game?
-Stellar Blade is a game that satisfies all of my hentai

by doweknowwhotheelderis April 29, 2024

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Blade Master

A 2GR-FE V6 powered version of the Auris hatchback, sold exclusively in Japan
Apparently cramming a big engine in a small car makes it hard to work on

the blade master is my favorite hot hatch

by copen_mechanism September 13, 2021

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