Bended like Beckham

The ability to have anal sex while facing your partner.

Victoria no longer needs to bury her face in the pillow while being cornholed since I am Bended like Beckham.

by Myles Longstein June 23, 2004

boender

Boender is a dutch word, it means:
A person usually riding a scooter and yelling at people passing by. (preferably if he is in a group).
These individuals can be dangerous as they sometimes attack people at random (only when in groups).
They usually wear baseball caps and bomberjackets.
They can often be found hanging around outside.

You can use the word boender when you are talking about one.

by pietje die je ownt July 30, 2008

Brenden

Male version of brenda

Brenden is the coolest out of the group. His hair is always suuupa fly.

by My Grandma's dead October 8, 2017

dick benders

16 oz. budweiser's, generally found in six pacs, but often found for single sales.

I just drank 6 dick benders and now my dick dont work right, looks like i need to have that bitch stick her finger up my butt to see if that work.

by saw-zaw January 10, 2008

Spoon Bender

A person that injects any one of several drugs into his or her blood vein.

Hi I'm George and I'm a spoon bender. I have been clean for 3 weeks.

by puckers June 22, 2008

Bagel bender

An english slang term for a "jew". The term doesn't refer to the religion "Judaism" or Jews themselves, but it refers to a person who may "cheap" out or cheat somebody.

To "jew" someone is to rip them off either financially or with other items of value.

Bagel bent, however, is the past tense slang for someone who got "jewed" by a "jew".

This guy ripped me off in buying these new headphones, what a bagel bender

I got bagel bent by a bagel bender from trying to buy his vehicle at a lower price!

She poked a hole in the condom...what a bagel bender...

by I just got bagel bent! damn! September 11, 2011

The Last Ass Bender

A sex act where you bend the girl over the table and put three cold dildos(2 in the pink one in the stink). Then your put aloe on your dick and shove it as far as you can in there, ripping her ass into pieces.

I just gave Mitchell's mom the last ass bender last night. I think she is now not able to walk.

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017