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el bende

She some kind of el bende
by Queen B!(: December 5, 2015
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Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.
by Korra April 12, 2013
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Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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Cola Bend

by Suhiimii February 15, 2019
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Jenner Bending

1. (verb) When someone actively pursues being someone or something they're not.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.
Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.
by TheRealSimonSays April 26, 2016
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River bend middle school

AJ: Did you hear that David hit a devious lick in the men's restroom at river bend middle school?

Dylan: no watever
by faggotrone September 14, 2021
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