Beating Cheeks

To have rough anal sex.

last I was beating cheeks with my girlfriend

by SEXy 1216 April 17, 2009

Beating April

1: The most awesome band that you could ever possibly hear in your whole entire life.

2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.

1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.

by beatingaprilisawesome October 20, 2010

BEATIS

A way of life.. a fast, funny, easy and discreet way to say the phrase “beat your meat,” or “beat my meat.” Which is another term for “jacking off,” aka masturbation. Also used with MEATIS. BEATIS MEATIS. Originated in the Bay Area California.

“Bruh.. my girl wasn’t tryna give me none.. so guess what I did? BEATIS!”

“Yeah I hit those last night.”

“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”

“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”

by Trav La Flare March 18, 2019

Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task

"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"

by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019

Beatie

A friend that beats your meat for you

My beatie and I went to the pizza store before he jerked me off

by Finding 69 July 28, 2020

Ladish Behaviour

A lad that demonstrates masculinity by carrying out a certain task/ activity.

"He drank 10 pints in an hour. Such ladish behaviour"

by Dubs220 February 26, 2009

Hoe Behavior

When somebody is exhibiting hoe-like tendencies, but has not slept/been with the people included.

Kayla: “Have you seen Martha rubbing all over Matthew?”

Jennifer: “Yeah, that’s hoe behavior.”

by caviarinyourcavity June 11, 2022