walter the belle glade beaner

some gay bitch who gets jealous over silly shit who dates tasyor but doesnt deserve shit who eats cock samiches and who has hot wet bitt sex with pozo

that guy is so walter the belle glade beaner

by cubano nigga what??? October 12, 2008

Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.

Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!

by Osama llama March 15, 2010

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

beaner queef

a mexican vaginal fart

u fucking beaner queef

by yxng niggah December 14, 2017

Beanerism

A Mexican behavior, activity, etc (ex. Immigrating from the Rio Grande River)

A white guy: Dude, I need a job pronto before I get evicted.

Another White guy: Why don’t you do house cleaning?

White guy: I’m not doing house cleaning because that’s a beanerism

by addingISMStoslurs May 11, 2024

beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016