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some gay bitch who gets jealous over silly shit who dates tasyor but doesnt deserve shit who eats cock samiches and who has hot wet bitt sex with pozo
that guy is so walter the belle glade beaner
by cubano nigga what??? October 12, 2008
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Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.
Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!
by Osama llama March 15, 2010
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Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010
mugGet the Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldminemug.

beaner

Person 1: which Eli does this belong to
Person 2: the beaner Eli
by beaner.in.a.bmer November 23, 2021
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Beaner

An extremely Mexican person who is goofy and loves everything that has to do with Mexico ( Mexican food, dancing, etc.)
Leslie’s a beaner she’s always dressing as if she was going to a party
by Pinchependejo February 1, 2019
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Beaner

by BEANERBOI4LIFE February 28, 2023
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Beaner

A racist word used to insult Latin/Hispanic people.
No one likes youcause you a beaner.”
by arandombeaner December 31, 2022
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