first generation

First of a generation to become a citizen in a new country or get a college degree

First generation American graduate whose parents were born in Mexico

by a_millycrew October 24, 2023

First straw

A minor inconvenience. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Oops. Just spilt some coffee on my copy of the morning memo. I guess that’s the first straw.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

First Hater

The first hater of a post that patronizes the lucky individual that comments on a post with "first". Though "firsting" is irritatingly common and a totally stupid practice to begin with, it does in turn lead to a multitude of "haters" commenting in "retaliation".

Hypocrite: Fuckin Firstfags! noone cares.

Intellectual: Ditto for you...

Hypocrite: You're probably a firstfag too.

Intellectual: If I am that makes you a First Hater.

by Reiffenstein August 4, 2012

First Tribute

A ceremonial holiday within a BDSM power-exchange dynamic, commemorating the date of an initial act of financial submission by a submissive (sub) to their dominant (domme); specifically marking the occasion when the sub first surrendered to the role of a ‘paypig,’ willingly offering monetary tribute to their domme.

This date is commemorated as a holiday with a substantial gift every year of the submissive’s ownership—without exception.

Goddess Starfire’s paypigging of her submissive took place on November 15th, a date that was thereafter celebrated by both of them as First Tribute.

by FirstTribute November 6, 2023

First Possum

The Kenyan Beaver.

Barack says Michelle is the first Possum he ever ate.

by Rhotundra July 28, 2011

first minute

Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute

If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter

A: “He always does his homework first minute”
B: “I told you so didn’t I”

by weirdbitch527 January 28, 2022

First Bowl

Getting to be the first user of a particular public bathroom stall of the day, while it’s still clean and sanitary.

I get to work early everyday so that I can get First Bowl

by Rich Markle May 14, 2022