Bean Burrito

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

burrito

Georgia prison slang for a meal made from Ramen noodles, crushed chips and crackers, and whatever else the inmate can find to add, usually food stolen from the prison kitchen or other items available in the prison store. Also called a "Hot Pocket" or just "pocket". Usually cooked in a potato chip bag or for larger burritos, a garbage bag, and wrapped in a towel or blanket to keep it hot as it cooks.

"we all kicked down and made one big burrito"

by georgiaff December 1, 2006

burrito

(verb) A prank that involves taking a bag (i.e. a backpack or totebag), removing the contents, flipping the bag inside out, and then replacing the contents and zipping the bag up.

Hey, let's go burrito James' backpack.

Dude, he got so pissed when he found out he got burritoed.

by M. Zhou March 5, 2008

Five Layer Burrito

Having sex with five mexicans over all five orifices of the body. (One in each ear, one in the mouth, ect.) Sour Cream is optional.

Denyce can get a five layer burrito for 85 cents, but only at taco belle.

by human shark April 1, 2010

Texas Burrito

To defecate into a partners mouth and while mouth is full of feces the partner performs oral sex on you.

Jim:Last night I gave my wife a Texas Burrito and while she was performing she threw up all over me.
Jason:What's a Texas Burrito?
Jim:I pooped in her mouth then she blew me.
Jason:You're disgusting

by bikermidget March 12, 2010

Bean and Cheese Burrito

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.

"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."

by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007

breakfast burrito

morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.

"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."

by illskilla May 8, 2006