bad burrito

The act of inadvertently crapping on a partner's face while attempting the tricky maneuver of crapping on the partner's chest in order to perform a Cleveland Steamer.

Jane was really looking forward to finally getting the Cleveland Steamer she's been dreaming about from Jim, but wound up with a bad burrito instead.

bad burrito by DirkSmurgenson November 4, 2010

fetish burrito 

When a girl has so many different sexual fetish qualities and desires that will appeal to many.

Dude, she's a bi-sexual red-head that's into spanking and leather. She's a fetish burrito.

fetish burrito by robdilla December 15, 2011

Greek Burrito 

He is a Greek guy who is overweight, suffers from gynecomastia, and overall his body is shaped like a burrito.

Daddy Marko: Omg, Thanos Tolias is such a Greek Burrito.

Greek Burrito by Daddy_Marko December 26, 2021

Pull-Out Burrito

The act of taking a huge shit in the middle of a pull-out sofa bed in a hotel room and then collapsing it back into a sofa and replacing the cushions as a gift for the cleaning service

we have to check out fast, I left the maid a Pull-out Burrito and the room is gonna start to stink soon

Pull-Out Burrito by doubledown10 June 30, 2016

cat burrito 

A cat rolled into a towel, sheet, bubble wrap, etc. so that she resembles a burrito. A method often employed to give a cat medicine or clip her nails.

Gimme that towel over there so we can make Nickels into a cat burrito

cat burrito by Kernel September 10, 2006

Gape Burrito 

The process of using any item or object to gape her anus. With the anus gaped, you will insert a taco bell half pound burrito (or any other burrito of ATLEAST half pound status). After the burrito has been fully inserted into the gape, the burrito is now removed and the gape-ee is to eat the burrito, weather it be by her own will, or forced.

y0, me and Amanda went to Taco Bell last night and got some food, after we got home i made her a Gape Burrito. When her mom walked in on us, she wanted one too so i had to go back to Taco Bell!

Gape Burrito by JaCKaL6996 May 18, 2010

five-man burrito 

n : a sexual act involving usually five homosexual men during which the participants engage in simultaneous anal sex and fondling of one another's genitalia

One time in Mexico I got drunk out of my mind and wound up as the beef in a five-man burrito.

five-man burrito by "Magical" Bernie Hiller April 18, 2004