Breakfast Burrito

when a man shoves a piece of bacon up a girls ass and fucks it. It takes place in the morning

damn that breakfast burrito was amazing today

by tinkolot October 20, 2009

polish breakfast

cracking a whole egg (raw, of course; brown egg recommended) into a pint of beer to start your day the right way

after a wild night of festivities; Fryderyk recommends chasing that hangover away with a full, balanced polish breakfast

by tony_homo December 24, 2010

Northern Breakfast

Northern Breakfast (n) Bilious stomach deposit made on a man/woman's back during doggy-style intercourse, deliberately issued from the partner's mouth for pleasure.

"Bah, that lass I nobbed last night were a reet dirty scunner - she weren't 'appy til I gave her a Northern Breakfast, reet from crack to scalp"

by ThathairyblokefromWeymouth March 17, 2009

Breakfast Burn

The act of lighting a joint in the morning to kickstart your day

Leo had to wake up at 6 to take the 2 hour bus ride to school, so he decided to have a quick breakfast burn to get him ready for the day.

by Leonard Hofmann December 3, 2007

Welsh Breakfast

Oral sex between any consenting adults, animals or objects.

It's never too late for a Welsh Breakfast

by dcp1000 September 17, 2012

Pimp's Breakfast

A dro joint and a cup of coffee.

Let's start the morning off with a pimp's breakfast, and then hit the festival.

by trixehobbitses April 4, 2009

breakfast face

Someone who has a face that looks like a plate of breakfast. Two over-easy eggs for eyes, and one or two strips of bacon for a mouth. Frequently, you can find breakfast faces at the restaurant IHOP. This is ironic, because of the breakfast faces they serve there. Their breakfast face is pancakes fruit and whipped topping as facial features.

used in a sentence: "That girl's got breakfast face."

by BearSuit February 23, 2008