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by dddddddraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggg August 25, 2010
Get the breastafilic mug.When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.
1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
by Fly Paper July 24, 2011
Get the Breast Desk mug.a female who is short and light enough to be picked up and fucked senseless, requiring as little effort as beating off with a sock.
"Dude, look at that beatsock over there, I bet she weighs like 100 pounds!"
"Yeah you could totally throw her all over the place!"
"Yeah you could totally throw her all over the place!"
by seewalk@ July 25, 2011
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Get the breastal mug.Hey man do you like breadsticks
Yeah
Cool have you heard of Christ returning
You mean Olive Garden bread sticks
Yah man
Yeah
Cool have you heard of Christ returning
You mean Olive Garden bread sticks
Yah man
by Phoenixel October 20, 2016
Get the Breadsticks mug.A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."
by Darth Axxumus November 10, 2016
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