upstairs bollocks

tits

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks

by screechie July 4, 2010

bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018

Bollocks

Funny word Oliver says when something goes wrong

Oh bollocks.

by 235349854357694598547545545445 May 4, 2020

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

Bollock Popper

A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.

shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!

by BigBadOtto January 8, 2012

Bollock wallet

A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack

Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird

by PContheGC October 27, 2021

Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls

Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!

by anonymous August 13, 2021