Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

bog simple

Similar to "Bog standard": very average and mediocre, nothing outstanding. “That sandwich was very bog-standard”
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"

I need a bog simple explanation of how this thing works.

by Onemorejoltwarden September 26, 2022

spunch bog

an alternate spelling of spongebob, primarily by an individual that is under heavy influence of either alcohol or drugs

Person 1: nrrmg spunch bog
Person 2: dude, you've had way too much

by M-32 Rotary Grenade Launcher July 29, 2022

Bog

A cigarette. Short for Bogey. Synonyms: Dart, Heater, Square, Squa, gorts, straights, Etc...

Huff a bog to calm your nerves.

by DJFINGERZZ February 19, 2015

bogged

the act of getting plastic surgery so obscene you completely obscure your face

originating from the iconic look of the bogdanoff brothers

zac efron is starting to look extremely bogged as of recently

by poobert11 July 16, 2025

hente bog

At tage større mængder hest og male kunst til bedste kunnen

Henry: Måske jeg kommer og “henter bog” på fredag?

Nicky: Jaja, bare kom!

Jf. “hente bog”

by Isobel.baka February 10, 2025

queef bog

When she queefs so bad you can't see the alarm clock

I am sorry I am late for work, my wife had a queef bog

by FloweryBriana January 14, 2022