blubbergasted

The feeling of horrified astonishment when you watch “600lbs life” or seeing a colossal (500lbs/226kg) fatty in a bikini or leotard

I was watching my 600lbs life yesterday and I was blubbergasted when the scale didn’t break!

by Porkalmighty June 25, 2024

Blubber-cunt

A fat asian lady that profusely fingers herself in a bathtub full of mayonnaise

Bethany: Guys where’s Andie?
Rebecca: She’s being a fucking blubber-cunt upstairs

by UrbanDickGroup November 7, 2024

blubbersowse

A fat sow that cries and drinks rum a lot

Kaitlyn: Where is she ?
Gustav: At the bar , weeping and slamming shots.

Kaitlyn: Again ? She's 220 pounds !
(together) blubbersowse !!

by joedaprogramma December 9, 2024

blubish

a thing that is stupid and fake.

this is so blubish.

by the unCHOSEN one2 January 29, 2025

blubberbund

A large band of gelatinous. fat often 8 to 12 inches wide that hangs below the waist band undulating at the. slightest movement.

The mans blubberbund gyrated and swung as he hastened to reach the post. office before it closed.

by Pbass53 February 2, 2025

Blubberbaby

The giant shit someone takes that eats only whaleblubber in winter when they eat their first bits of fiber after winter. This shit can feel like giving birth that’s why it’s referred as a baby.

A: Hey have you already gave birth to your blubberbaby?

B: Not yet, but after some oats tomorrow I will drop this 10 pounder in the ceramic.

A: Be happy about a ten pounder my blubberbaby was at least a twelver…

by coon 69 March 15, 2026

Blubby McGubbins

Beloved non-existent comic character, created as an example for an OC for a Discord server's ruleset in a server that doesn't allow OC content.

"My OC Blubby McGubbins is best friends with Wonder Woman and Aquaman..."

by altamont498 June 5, 2025