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cell blind

Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.

See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
Darwin Award nominees include a cell blind woman who fell through an open manhole cover.
by notdogen January 24, 2011
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Ass Blindness

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.

*Can be shortened to ass blind
David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.
by Axel432 December 16, 2014
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Blind Zoro

When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.
OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro
by Mag 56 November 29, 2020
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Blind burro

“Dude. I was packing my buddy’s blind burro last night until it couldn’t take any more.”
by Stainless26 December 3, 2019
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Blind Sympathy

Unconditional and Irrational sympathy towards others.

Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.
self-righteous prick: maan the black communities around the world are so oppressed, why is the world like this?

normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore

self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass

self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.
by PedlorT October 20, 2021
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Party blind

When someone is so supportive of a specific political party that they are blind to the atrocities that some of the members perform.
Can you believe that Jim is still a Republican even after Trump's response to riots? I swear he is so party blind!
by belgiumdip June 11, 2020
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Sneeze blinded

When you drive into a traffic circle while sneezing
by 1EVLBRD November 12, 2012
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