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walter the belle glade beaner

some gay bitch who gets jealous over silly shit who dates tasyor but doesnt deserve shit who eats cock samiches and who has hot wet bitt sex with pozo
that guy is so walter the belle glade beaner
by cubano nigga what??? October 12, 2008
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Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.
Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!
by Osama llama March 15, 2010
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Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010
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Beaner

Newgen slur for spick, such bullshit
Spick is better than beaner fuck you nigga
by g0ds December 21, 2021
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Jim Beaner

When you pour Jim Bean onto a man’s penis and then give him a foot job.
We got so drunk last night that I think Darren gave Denny a Jim Beaner.
by dothestance September 6, 2023
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Beaner

Is like the n word only for Mexican/Hispanics to say. Black and White people can't use it.
Jamal: Why is carlos such a beaner?
Jamal's Friend: You can't say that Jamal. You are Black and only Mexicans and Hispanics can say it. Beaner is like saying the n word to Mexicans. So don't say that.
Jamal: smh

#beaner #mexican #jamal #friend #black #white #person
by AGirlWithFourEyes March 27, 2022
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beaner barn

A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.
My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.

Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."
by Panurge87 July 25, 2024
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