Awkward Turtle

Well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself. Sadly the hand gesture you make for this Awkward Turtle, is actually the american sign language sign for 'platypus'

"That's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus"
"shit."

by SUPER DUPER WRONG January 26, 2010

awkward banana

1.) when a guy gets happy, eliciting a response from his banana (dick), and those around him notice and call 'awkward banana'
2.) code name for a boner

1.) *sprong!* 'AWKWARD BANANA!'
2.) 'dude I kissed him and he totally got an awkward banana'

by thebizabiz March 3, 2011

awkward party

The act of being one of two females presently naked at a sausage fest.

Kristen was pretty drunk at that awkward party last night.

by maddwolfmaniac January 22, 2011

Awkward Muslim

A botched attempt at an awkward whale that more resmbles a muslim praying than a beached whale.

Only to be used in situations of religious awkwardness.

Tom: Do you want a ham sandwich for lunch?

Will: No, I'm Jewish

Tom: *Awkward Muslim*

by FremdeLeute March 22, 2011

Awkward af

When you know they can be a couple but they are being awkward

It’s awkward af when Leah and Sheen are fucking in the wall.

by Therod6969 February 11, 2018

awkward jungle

When one has too much hair in their nether regions, therefore cloaking their "assests" primairly used for the male figure.

One does the "Awkward Jungle" by interlocking thier fingers and swaying them to and frow, like trees in the breeze.

Person 1: So i finally got to get serious with the guy I've been wanting to hok up with.....

Person 2: Well....

(the awkward jungle is presented and everything is understood)

by Tara T NoCo January 12, 2008

Awkward Oyster

The most disgusting and awkward sex position ever.

Wow Sean is such a slut, he'll do the awkward oyster with just about anyone.

by e to the pi i plus one equals December 7, 2009