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Japanic Attack

The mother of all panic attacks, it's three times worse, and you don't see it coming. It eventually leads to continual meltdowns, and the fallout affects everyone you care about.
OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm having a Japanic attack!!!
by John Pennington April 11, 2011
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Shnart Attack

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019
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Kak-Attack

When a momther is a lad but then you see Kakyoin and start violently shaking and screaming
Is that a mom? OH NO ITS TRAP KAKYOIN AAAAAA IM HAVING A KAK-ATTACK GUYS PLEASE HELP
by Spedwagon July 30, 2019
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Attack of the Irish

Software programming bug caused by user-inputted text containing apostrophes.

Originated from an Irish last name.
When the user entered the name "O'neal, Shaquille" to the form, the application crashed when the user tried to submit because of an Attack of the Irish bug.
by Analyst Drew April 19, 2011
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caps attack

when you go to hit the shift key but accidentaly pressing the caps lock button instead, making all typed letters capitalized giving the essence that what you typed or texted would be considered "yelling"
Dude #1: "WHATZ UP BRO!!!???

Dude #2: "Why are you yelling?

Dude #1: "Oh lol sorry, i was caps attacked"
by mr.dude-guy June 20, 2010
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Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.
I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.
by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020
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Fannic Attack

When you have a fangirl/fanboy panic attack over a significant event in their fandom or their otp/ships
Fangirl 1: "Omg! Did you hear that insert author released a new book?"
Fangirl 2: "I know right! I had a massive fannic attack!"
by Lassocelot March 14, 2015
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