irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.

You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!

by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018

Irish Wrap

Receiving a gift, usually at Christmas, that isn't wrapped. It's just in the bag from the store

Michael, go out to the car there's a present for you in the trunk. It's in a Bradlee's bag. Thanks ma, I love it when you Irish Wrap my gifts.

by Mike from Falmouth December 24, 2020

Irish Winter

An extremely mild winter with little to no snow fall and temps ranging from 30 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit with consistent over cast and rainy conditions. Typically used in regards to winter in New England, but applies to anywhere where it should be cold and snowy, but isn’t that year.

Aka a warm winter.

This Irish winters been such a bummer, there’s no ice to slap the puck around!

I love a good Irish winter! I don’t have to deal with any snow, and it’s warm enough to play golf!

by Patty Bangs Harding January 22, 2023

Irish Tingler

Oral sex performed immediately after one has brushed their teeth with mint tooth paste. This creates a cool tingling sensation for the recipient.

Higgins sexual liberation includes being fingered and Irish Tinglers.

by Girthworm September 27, 2022

Irish-Rouge

A fine beverage, often enjoyed on the sesh by a seshlord or a legend, and always served in a pint glass. Put around 6 shots (150 Ml) of whiskey in the bottom of the glass, and fill it up to the top with red wine. It is highly recommended that this drink is consumed in one or downed.

'Barman - "what can I get you"
Customer - "3 pints of Irish-rouge please"
barman - "surely you're not gonna drink all three yourself?"
Customer - "of course I am cause I'm a fucking legend."'

by Spiritualist June 20, 2021

Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.

If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."

by higmaster flash April 27, 2023

irish lamppost

When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017